PAIN & AGONY; THREE THE HARD WAY!

What do you get when you combine The Freebirds, The Road Warriors, Harlem Heat and Doom together? you have...PAIN AND AGONY; the most physically dominate force in professional wrestling. At a total combined weight of 1,000 lbs...1/2 a ton. "The Champ" Ali Steele, "Big Daddy" Michael Devine and 'Big Bad Bully' D Mack are straight from a little town called 'Fresh of Y.A' [Your Ass] 


We are the nightmares of every tag team in professional wrestling. 


We bring pain.


We bring agony.


Mercy? We don't believe in mercy. 


Forgiveness? God forgives, WE DON'T.


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Pain and Agony made our debut in UPWA in the John J. Iradi Memorial Tag Team Tournament where the winner tag team not only wins the coveted John Iradi trophy but also become the number one contenders for the UPWA Tag Team Championship and that is what we want. We want to dominate the sport of professional wrestling and the only way you do that is be the biggest, meanest, and deadliest dogs in the fight. We are three gorillas...the kings of the jungle...who take what we want, do what we want and NO ONE can stop us!


So in Wilmington, NC we imposed our will on the tag teams in UPWA. We showed the entire UPWA roster and tag team division that the gorillas are no longer in the mist, we are in the yard comin' to rule and take what we want. Now here is a message for three tag teams from Pain and Agony.


The Youngbludz: Youngbludz...Nate Roberts and Steve Strick. You boys ran up against Pain and Agony. You two were Hyenas who rolled up on hungry and angry Gorillas and when it was all over, the gorillas ruled the jungle and the Hyenas were broken up. But I'm gonna give you some props. You boys got guts. Come back and see us when you grow some bigger nuts.


Smooth Excellence: UPWA Tag Team Champions...for now. When we got in the ring with you two I saw and smelled FEAR. You saw your future and it is filled with Pain and Agony. Now don't take it personally because our only problem with you two is that you have the tag team titles and we want them. So it goes like this...Smooth Excellence wears the titles until Pain and Agony takes them from you. The question you two have to ask yourselves is this. How much pain and agony can Smooth Excellence stand?


Bad Kharma: Now you two have gotten on the Pain and Agony radar. Oh I give you all the props for what you did last night. You made it to face off against and are one of the few teams who can say they walked away from Pain and Agony on their own power. We are going to see you again...Bet on that and when we do...No mercy...No forgiveness...Just a lot of PAIN and AGONY!


"God Forgives, WE DON'T" The gospel of Pain and Agony!