UPWA PLAYING WITH DANGER

OH HELL NO! HELL NO! UPWA HAS F#CKED UP BIG TIME!


WHEN PAIN AND AGONY WERE SIGNED TO WRESTLE IN KENANSVILLE ON NOV. 19TH WE WERE TOLD THAT WE WOULD BE FACING BIG JUSTICE. WE WERE COOL WITH THAT, NOTHING LIKE SMACKING A COUPLE OF LIGHT WEIGHTS WHO WANT TO BE HEAVYWEIGHTS. THEN WE FIND OUT THAT THE UPWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS ARE GOING TO BE IN KENANSVILLE NC AND ON TOP OF THAT THEY ARE GOING TO DEFEND THE TITLES AGAINST THE YOUNG BLUDZ. THE YOUNG BLUDZ??? OH YEAH...THE TWO CATS WE SKINNED AT RIVERFEST IN OCTOBER....PAIN & AGONY, THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES, ARE STRAIGHT UP GORILLAZ IN THE MIST NOW IN THE MIDST. WE ARE STONE COLD KILLAZ USING GUERRILLA TACTICS HAVE BEEN PUSHED ASIDE. WTF? WE ARE 1,000 POUNDS OF PUNISHMENT UNLEASHED! WE ARE NOT THE ONES YOU WANT TO F#CK WITH. AND YET WE ARE BEING SCREWED WITH AND BY WHO:


UPWA OWNER DONALD BROWER? 


OR MAYBE IT'S THE NEW UPWA COMMISSIONER, WHO HAS YET TO REVEAL HIS OR HERSELF? 


OR MAYBE IT'S SMOOTH EXCELLENCE'S MANAGER? ALL WE KNOW IS THAT SOME ONE HAS MADE A VERY BIG MISTAKE WHICH MEANS SOMEONE'S GONNA GET THEIR ASS KICKED!


BIG JUSTICE: YOU ARE TWO BUMPS IN THE ROAD. AT FIRST WE WERE JUST GOING TO BE LIGHT AND EASY WITH YOU TWO. WE WERE ACTUALLY GONNA LET YOU LIVE. UH-HUH...NOT ANYMORE. BIG JUSTICE WE ARE COMING TO PUNISH YOU...BRUTALLY! YOU ARE GONNA WALK INTO KENANSVILLE BUT YOU WILL BE CARRIED OUT. ONE MORE THING...DON'T TAKE THE ASS BEATIN' PERSONAL!


YOUNG BLUDZ: YOU DIDN'T LEARN YOUR LESSON AT RIVERFEST IN OCTOBER, DID YOU? YOU FORGOT THAT FAST? YOU GET HOOKED UP WITH TAVARES HILL AND NOW WHAT? YOU STONE COLD KILLERS NOW? YOU HARDCORE? YOU JUST GONNA WALK INTO OUR HOUSE AND TAKE THE FOOD OF OUR TABLES AND TAKE OUR WOMEN? YOU TO ARE SMELLING YOUR PISS. YOU THINK YOU DESERVE A TITLE SHOT? DID TAVARES TELL YOU THAT? BULL-SH#T! TAVARES HILL WILL GET YOU KILLED! SO WATCH YOUR BACK LIL' BOYZ...YOU WON'T SEE ANY PARTS OF THOSE TITLES WHILE PAIN AND AGONY IS STILL AROUND...OH WAIT...YOU WILL BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO SMASH THEM ACROSS YOUR HEADS... CONTINUALLY, REPEATEDLY AND BRUTALLY!


SMOOTH EXCELLENCE: YOU TWO ARE RUNNING FOR YOUR DATE WITH DOOM AND I DON'T BLAME YOU.  YOU KNOW YOU HAVE NOTHING TO STAND UP AGAINST THE P & A SO WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU ACCEPT A CHALLENGE FROM A TEAM WE RIPPED APART INSTEAD OF BEING STRAIGHT UP CHAMPIONS AND OFFERING UP A CHALLENGE TO THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS. OH...I GET IT...ARE YOU SCARED? YOU BETTA BE! YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN FROM US. HELL NO SON! HELL TO THE BIG FAT NO!  IN YOUR FUTURE IS A WHOLE LOT OF PAIN & AGONY!


DONALD BROWER & THE NEW UPWA COMMISSIONER (WHOEVER YOU ARE): ONE OF YOU TWO SIGNED OFF ON THIS. WE HAVE BEEN CALLING THE UPWA OFFICES IN NEW JERSEY AND WE KEEP GETTING THE RUN AROUND. NO ONE KNOWS NOTHING. I UNDERSTAND THAT BOTH OF YOU WILL BE IN KENANSVILLE ON NOVEMBER 19TH SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TIME FOR A MEETING SO THAT WE CAN AIR OUT OUR GRIEVANCES WHILE WE INTRODUCE YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS TO THE FRESH AIR.


THIS IS WAR AND PAIN & AGONY ARE THE THREE GORILLAZ CONDUCTING IT...GUERRILLA AND STREET TACTICS APPLY!


WE GIVE NO MERCY! WE TAKE NO PRISONERS! WE GIVE NO FORGIVENESS...GOD FORGIVES WE DON'T!

PAIN & AGONY; THREE THE HARD WAY!

What do you get when you combine The Freebirds, The Road Warriors, Harlem Heat and Doom together? you have...PAIN AND AGONY; the most physically dominate force in professional wrestling. At a total combined weight of 1,000 lbs...1/2 a ton. "The Champ" Ali Steele, "Big Daddy" Michael Devine and 'Big Bad Bully' D Mack are straight from a little town called 'Fresh of Y.A' [Your Ass] 


We are the nightmares of every tag team in professional wrestling. 


We bring pain.


We bring agony.


Mercy? We don't believe in mercy. 


Forgiveness? God forgives, WE DON'T.


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Pain and Agony made our debut in UPWA in the John J. Iradi Memorial Tag Team Tournament where the winner tag team not only wins the coveted John Iradi trophy but also become the number one contenders for the UPWA Tag Team Championship and that is what we want. We want to dominate the sport of professional wrestling and the only way you do that is be the biggest, meanest, and deadliest dogs in the fight. We are three gorillas...the kings of the jungle...who take what we want, do what we want and NO ONE can stop us!


So in Wilmington, NC we imposed our will on the tag teams in UPWA. We showed the entire UPWA roster and tag team division that the gorillas are no longer in the mist, we are in the yard comin' to rule and take what we want. Now here is a message for three tag teams from Pain and Agony.


The Youngbludz: Youngbludz...Nate Roberts and Steve Strick. You boys ran up against Pain and Agony. You two were Hyenas who rolled up on hungry and angry Gorillas and when it was all over, the gorillas ruled the jungle and the Hyenas were broken up. But I'm gonna give you some props. You boys got guts. Come back and see us when you grow some bigger nuts.


Smooth Excellence: UPWA Tag Team Champions...for now. When we got in the ring with you two I saw and smelled FEAR. You saw your future and it is filled with Pain and Agony. Now don't take it personally because our only problem with you two is that you have the tag team titles and we want them. So it goes like this...Smooth Excellence wears the titles until Pain and Agony takes them from you. The question you two have to ask yourselves is this. How much pain and agony can Smooth Excellence stand?


Bad Kharma: Now you two have gotten on the Pain and Agony radar. Oh I give you all the props for what you did last night. You made it to face off against and are one of the few teams who can say they walked away from Pain and Agony on their own power. We are going to see you again...Bet on that and when we do...No mercy...No forgiveness...Just a lot of PAIN and AGONY!


"God Forgives, WE DON'T" The gospel of Pain and Agony!